u had to be there.

waiter: o you have an ipad. is it yours?
9yr old niece: no. it's my aunt's. she got all the i's.
former coworker: u should try this, it's good.
9yr old niece: no i don't want to
former coworker: try it. it's super super good!
9yr old niece: no. i SUPER SUPER don't want to!