Cousin:
i need to start working out too
i’m afraid of getting a heart attack
haha

Me:
hehe
but ur in good shape already

Cousin:
no i’m not
i have horrible carido
if there were zombies chasing after me
i’d be eaten

that will be my motivation
to run faster than zombies
HAHAHAH
=)

Me:
haha well since zombies do not exist you might want to find the equivalent
Cousin:
fine
rapist
hahaha

Me:
hahahaha
well you DEFINITELY need to run faster than rapist but that’s ambition right there

Cousin:
hahah
i’m motivated.